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Thursday, July 07, 2005OH HELL NAW!!!I read something on my girlfriend's blog that got me thinking…. 'what the hell was this bitch thinking?' This is a question I often ask out loud without realizing I may have offended someone. My friends enjoy my company when we go out because I am the one who usually analyzes other’s wardrobe. I have the bad habit of staring, which I am working on, but I am so candid I can't help myself. I mean some heifer just look as though they dress in the damn dark! I often have a desire to school them on the ABCs of fashion. Don’t get it twisted, I am not perfect and have made some fashion blunders in my time but the folks I speak of are repeat offenders. I mean come on! It’s not that hard! Coordinate boo, damn, pick up a copy of Honey quick before someone sees your ass! Ok so my problem is this, women feel the need to dress with the times, just because buddie shorts are in this season does not mean they were meant for your flat ass! One thing I never do though is cut on my friends, it wont even get to that cause we are not leaving the house until your shit is like that. Some heifers let their friends go out looking jacked so in relation they look good…wrong boo! If your girl looks jacked, she devalues your ass too so why not ensure you all look fabulous? So remember ‘friends don’t let friends look jacked’ Here is the secret, you do not need to spend major bucks to look fabulous, discount shopping baby…get with the program. You will be amazed what ROSS, Marshalls and TJ max can do for your ass and your wallet. If you’ve a little more leverage add Loehmanns and Off fifth to that list. Here are the rules. 1. Do not shop from one store. Just because you find a look that works at Express does not mean you limit your baffs to Express. A little from everywhere works way better. 2. Absolutely no knock offs! If you cant afford the authentic Gucci bag then don’t buy the NY version…it looks tacky and you aint fooling a damn soul because folks who wear Gucci and Prada are usually complimenting it with clothes of the same standard. 3. Just because something is from a popular designer does not make it hot! Repeat that to yourself the next time you try to by that ill-fitting top just cause it’s from Versace. 4. If you absolutely must shop at Rainbow or Rave, do it in moderation…refer to rule #1. 5. Just because you are wearing a red top does not mean you need to wear the same shade red shoes, red belt, red jewelry and carry a red purse! Again…COORDINATE!!! 6. Tight is not necessarily sexy…don’t mess around and infect yourself with a yeast infection for the sake of divadom, especially if you have cottage cheese on your ass or thighs…that shit aint cute. 7. Please put all your wool and tweed shit away…it is 95 degrees outside! I have many more tips but for now, I will carry a camera, take and post pictures on what’s hot and what’s not If you love me and find me breaking one of my own rule please feel free to let me know..you can be rest assured, I’ll do the same. For more note worthy fashion tips check out ......according2adaure.blogspot.com To be continued…………  
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