Thursday, March 03, 2005

I am certifiably BALD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I glued some tracks in my hair last week and I was just about sick of them! My head couldn't breathe and you would swear I had a bad case of kurujeje on my scalp the way I was scratching earlier today! In fact the gardner at work offered me a shovel!
So i figure I remove my European fixer-upper, simple right? I mean I have done this like a gazillion times it ought to be a breeze. I picked up what I assumed to be bond remover and applied it vigorously on my scalp making sure I saturated every track, I noticed the liquid was somewhat sticky but I kept applying. I let it sit for like an hour hoping for an easy removal (usually I would wait overnight to start plucking). I started working out the weave and found that it was rock solid, my whole head was tangled in a big white fuss! WTFIGOH!!!!!
A bit baffled i picked up the container and read the label only to find that I had applied white hair bond and not hair bond remover! It came in the same type of container as the remover only it wasn't remover! OMG!!!! I freaked! I opened up a box of dark and lovely and started scooping out relaxer to help me with ths hair emergency and I watched as the better half of the already scarce hair I have departed my scalp!


I'll admit, good hair was not one of the things God blessed me with so I pride myself in my ability to drop $60 bucks in a heartbeat for my touch-ups and $35 bi-weekly to keep my do up to par but this here was bad judgment! Now my scalp is burning like a 42nd street whore and I can actually count the strands remaining! I look like a wet chicken! I am a sure candidate for extreme make-over! Pls help! What the hell am I going to do! Somebory wake my ass up and tell me it was a bad dream!
Posted by Queenb :: 1:35 AM :: 1 comments

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