Thursday, May 26, 2005

My life as a homeless heifer!

Why in the hell did I get home on Monday and found no light, no water? I’ll tell yall why; my dumb ass forgot to call the utility company! I love my new haven but you cannot get phone signal to save your life! I have one bar when I sit on the toilet with my head between my legs or when I stand on the line that divies the kitchen and dinning room! I am still trying to find other hot spots!
So anywho, I called up my light folks and the best they can do for me is the next day! I pack my shit and bounced to Seyi’s house, he was not very happy to see me, I would be cramping his A game (who cares?). I called for the water to be turned on Tuesday only to find out those MOFO also have a 24 hour turn around time! Never mind there is not water for me to wash mi hind! I decided to impose on Seyi an extra night but he sooooooo was not having it, so I crashed at Dupe’s even though her ass was working overnight. I must say, I truly do not like staying in other folks crib; you always forget essential shit like toothbrush and sanitary pads!
Day 3 of my homeless crusade, apparently the water company detected there was a faucet left running so they were unable to turn my water on! WTF!! Once again, I packed my shit and headed to Dare’s crib with Omolayo and the newest addition to my family…Oyinade, I figure I switch up my shacking spots so as to not overstay my welcome. We are now on day 4! Since my ass cannot be home to tell the water MOFOs that there is no faucet on, I will have to wait till Lord knows when to get my water on!
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