Wednesday, August 10, 2005

My car has officially died!

My car will not start unless someone jumps it, I mean every single time I need to go somewhere, the engine acts up! I hate that!!! I guess my cheap ass will just have to get a new battery but I am so not looking forward to it! I hate cars, I hate mechanics, I hate going to the damn gas station, I hate driving!!!! AAArrrrrrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh! I am guessing it is Oyin’s fault my battery is dead, the little heifer left my damn lights on when she went to church! I drive a 2001 Kia Sephia, not a babemobile but gets me from point A to B or maybe I should say GOT! It was an impulse buy back in 2001, I just strolled to the lot and left 2 hours later with the sad excuse for a car and a car note that could have gotten me a Jetta or a Honda Accord! Well there is no point wining about the damn car four years later, sombory should have forced me to take that shit back for a full refund! They knew I was desperate so they took advantage of me! No surprise they were all MEN!! I am clueless as per the maintenance so used cars were not an option. One time I was stuck on the I-495 because my tire exploded, it took 2 hours for AAA to come rescue me, the guy took like 10 minutes! Another time I pushed the E on my gas gauge too far and ended up stranded on I-197 I had to hike in my stillettos to a gas station like 2 miles up the street! I hate that a fall into that stereotype helpless female crap but cars just don’t interest me! My car only goes 60MPH and anything above that causes my car to vibrate so convoys are out of the question for me. The other day I was following my friends to this reception and they left my ass pronto, I mean damn! Its not my fault my piece of crap don’t do highways! Words of advise to all potential car buyers! DO NOT PURCHASE A KIA no matter how many decades of warranty they offer! I am getting a new car, perhaps a Honda Civic, Mo’s Civic is four years old as well but it runs like a brand new car, Mo spoils her civic though, I mean that car gets more check-ups than I do! Ok so maybe I kinda neglect my car but I have hated it since day one, I should have just gotten a damn refund!
I will keep you posted as per the funeral arrangements for my Kia.... donations will be greatly appreciated.
Posted by Queenb :: 7:22 PM :: 4 comments

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