Sunday, August 28, 2005

O hell na!

Please tell me why I was minding my business trying to get to work right? On a Friday morning, on a residential street, one that I have driven on everyday since I moved here about 1 ½ years ago, going jejely like a good girl should right? and BAM!!! I get pulled over by the Donut boy on Okada!! First of all it took me a hot minute to see his flashing lights because you know my ghetto-mobile aint got no rearview mirror right? As I was proceeding to my rolling stop at a Stop sign I see the damn patriotic lights flashing like I stole something. I finally stopped and offer Mr. Donut my particulars “ Ma’am…are you in a hurry?” he asked in that passive-aggressive tone I hate so much. I told him I was on my way to see my sick friend in the hospital. He asked me if I had just moved here, I told him I was just visiting, Hell I still had my MD tags and license and I was not about to add to my troubles. He went back to his Okada and whipped up a ticket in record time. $125 fine…for why now? Doing 40MPH in school zone… $25, Court fine…$100, the distorted look on my broke ass…priceless!
I guess I am no longer untouchable, I was just bragging the other day not being pulled over by a cop since I got here…. now I know its ON cause them suckers come in 3s.Hell the cops in this hood are so jobless, they come to your house to pick you up for missing a court date! If you keep it up you may just make the local news. “ We interrupt your regular scheduled program to bring you this Special Report …An African female, has repeatedly violated the traffic laws and has obstructed justice by refusing to appear in court. Authorities have suspect in their custody and are working with the FBI (Frivolous Bullshit Investigators) to get this case to trial, we will keep you updated as the case develops… we now return to your regular scheduled program” ROTFLMAO!!!!!
Posted by Queenb :: 11:28 AM :: 1 comments

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