Tuesday, August 16, 2005

Okay has anyone seen the surreal life?

This seasons Surreal Life features Bronson "Balki" Pinchot, infamous Apprentice villainess Omarosa, self-titled "world's first supermodel" Janice Dickinson, British model sensation Caprice, Sandy "Pepa" Denton of Salt 'n Pepa, extreme motocross star Carey Hart, and last but certainly not least, former baseball all-star and steroid poster boy Jose Canseco! It is a freakn zoo up in that micky flick when celebrity has-beens are forced to live together!
Will someone please tell me how Omarosa achieved the celebrity status? I am amazed that I found someone even more annoying than her…Janice Dickinson…. give me a break! This heifer is constantly reiterating that she is a super model…and the first one at that! Hell, I don’t know if she was the first but I am sick and tired of her saying it every 20 seconds! She has this glam squad that make her up every morning, I couldn’t understand why until I saw a before picture!
It is appalling to put it mildly! She is probably like 60 years old now. So I was watching it last night right and Janice claims she has leg injuries caused by 100,000 miles on the runway…. on that note….I had to change the damn channel! Then there is that buff ass dude… Jose, whom I swear is ‘on the down low’; in fact I will bet this last two dollars in my purse! Walaitalai that dude is fruity!!! I am not sure what is going on with Pepa, she is so agreeable! I can’t find that hardcore gangster vibe nowhere in her…maybe she grew-up! Caprice is cool too… I am not sure she belongs there and neither does my boo Carey Hart…”I just wanna change my name to your name baby”
Anyway for real…you need to catch that show.
Surreal life
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