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Monday, April 17, 2006My Last Post
No.... not my last post forever....... just on this particular page. I am in the process of creating a new page, Chronicles of a Soldier. This is my 300th post on Memoirs and after 300 they start deleting your shit, so Imma get me a new one and use this as archives. There will be a link here and on the new page so you can go back and forth. Let me know what you think of the new page, it really doesnt matter because I like it but all comments are welcome, even Anonymous ones (LOL).
See you next door at Omobolanle's Click here
On Friday we decided to go to the movies, like 12 of us, we saw Inside Man, it was cool, and we all went home after wards.
On Saturday, I dropped Omolayo, UG and, Oyinade off at the salon and we ran errands for Remi’s upcoming wedding, afterward we had lunch. We all went shopping till we were exhausted.
Later that evening we went to Bogarts, not sure what we were celebrating but it was mad fun, as usual I had one drink and went bonkers (didn’t I say I was never gonna drink again?) Dinner was weird, some jambalaya with grits!!! Eww!
There was a live band and dude was strumming my pain!!! Remi was dancing so hard she split her knickers! LOLOLOLOL absofuckinglutely hilary! The pictures speak for themselves! We left the building at like 2am and I crashed. My kind of joint, not a club no loud music, no sweaty folks, food, live band and chill mode! I likes!!!
Trust that we were all present in Church on Sunday! I spent the better part of the morning giving thanks to God. I am in awe at how much he loves me! I am also grateful because like joke like Awada, Pricess O is 6! She received like 30 calls before we made it out the house! Her father called 5 times, I am sure he wanted to be here, he sent her birthday money (there Shade, I gave him props….now back off!) The dough came in handy because I took Omolayo’s friends out to Adventure landing, 9 kids and 25 adults!! A special thank you to Oyinade, she kept the kids entertained, I don’t know what I would do without my 3rd born, I love you Oyinade…but you already know that!
It was fun!!! I got on the go carts and had cars slamming into me left and right! I still have whiplash! After about 3 hours of madness, parents started coming by for their kids.
We all convoyed down to a party none of us was invited to 8 cars in tow, we arrived at the house party and continued the RARA. I don’t know what the occasion was self, just know Remi’s mumsy mention it and we were there…. but we had fun? I made my leave extra early because I still had 3 kids to drop off and tomorrow is Monday!Thank you everyone one for coming out with us. All 9 children…thanks for sharing Omolayo’s special day with us and the Aunties and Uncles… Remi, Dayo1, Dayo2, Tuoyo, Shade1, shade2, Shade3, Dammy, Adenrele, Funmi, Bayo, Gbemi, Oyinade, UG, Lolade, Wole, and Cree. Hope I did not forget anyone? A wa ba gbo gbo yin se iru e o!
Thursday, April 13, 2006Sexy Zodiac
CANCER>> >Great Kisser. Very high sex appeal.>> >Great in bed. Most horny.>> >
PISCES>> >Caring. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMN IT.>> >Very high sex appeal. Has the last word. Extremely weird but in a >>good way>> >>>
LIBRA>> >Very gentle. Nice. Love is one of a kind. Silly and fun!>> >Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet!>> >GREAT in>>Bed.
CAPRICORN>> >Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future.>> >Irrestible, awesome kisser. Great talker.>> >Always gets what he or she wants. BY FAR>> >the BEST in BED. EVERY PERFORMANCE!!!!
AQUARIUS>> >Trustworthy. Sexy. Rare to find. Loves being>> >in long relationships. Extremly energetic.>> >Amazing in bed, the BEST lovers.>> >>> >
ARIES>> >Outgoing. Spontanious. Have own unique sexiness. Unpredictable. >>Erotic.Funny. Addictive. Take you on trips to the moon in bed.>> >>> >
TAURUS>> >Aggressive. freak in bed. rare to find. loves being in long >>relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want.>> >Extremly outgoing. Outstanding kisser. sexual as fuck.>> >>> >
LEO>> >Great talker. Sexy. Always Horny.>> >Laid back. Knows how to have fun.>> >Is really good at doing the nastey.>>Great kisser.
VIRGO>> >Dominant in relationships.Sexy.Always Horny.Freak in bed.>> >Always wants the last word.Loud.Caring.Smart.Loves being in long >>relationships.Addictive.
SCORPIO>> >EXTREMELY sexy. Talkative.>> >Energetic. Predict future.>> >Most erotic. Freak in bed.GREAT kisser.>> >not one to mess with. always get what they want.
SAGITTARIUS>> >Spontaneous. Horny.High sex appeal.>> >Rare to find. Good when found.>> >Loves being in long relationships.
GEMINI>> >Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners>> >Very Good in bed. Lover not a Fighter But>> >Still Punch Your Lights Out .Trustworthy
I dont know about this horoscope O, this one way everybody good in bed!
Wednesday, April 12, 2006April 16.....
How time flies! My baby is going to be SIX on Sunday!
I thank you Jesus for your abundant grace!
I am not worthy but you continue to bless me.
Despite all obstacles you always made a way.
Omolayo has never been without and she is loved.
I have a roof over her head, clothes on her back and food on her table.
It’s been a rough journey no doubt but mehn I pat myself in the damn back! And I can proudly say I did it all by my damn self! Thank you God for making that possible! 6 years down …….. 12 more to go!
In 2001 when I made the decision to leave Omolayo’s dad, I was terrified of the unknown, I was so used to living large, being poor scared the hell out of me.
But I realized it had to be done and today I know I speak for her father as well when I say Molayo is the best thing that ever happened to me!...My greatest accomplishment and I am honored and privileged that God chose me as a vessel to bring her life.
Omolayo Feyintoluwa, you are the smartest, wittiest, sassiest, God fearing, lovely little girl I have ever known! (I lied to Molayo that when its thundering that means God is upset and she needs to pray! She believes me so when it thunders she runs to her room crying and praying! ) You have a huge heart baby and even though I am not the best parent you love me unconditionally. I will continue to pray for you and I know you will be somebory major and make your parents proud! I love you Princess O and Happy Birthday!!!!!
Friday, April 07, 2006Endless Grace
I have another testimony!
I have an over active thyroid gland that developed a cyst and its been there for some time now but in recent days, I ruptured a blood vessel and the cyst has been filling with blood and protruding out my neck looking like a goiter. My friends say that explain my irrational behavior, blood must have been seeping in my brain....ha ha very funny....NOT!!!! So over the weekend it became painful and was accompanied with constant headache. I decide to go see a doctor, I was told i would require surgery but first they needed to see if it was cancerous so they drained a cup and half of liquid from my neck!!! EWW!!! Black, dirty, contaminated blood!! That had been sitting there for God knows how long and instantly the swell went down, I will still need surgery to trim my thyroid but at least I am not walking around looking like a baboon with tripple neck. I took a picture but I will spare yall ( it is really gross!) I am just blessed mehn! Fa real cause I had been putting it off for the longest. I know in Jesus name it will not be cancerous, there will be no complication and I will be in excellent health so I thank the Almighty for that knowledge.
I also thank all my folks for holding it down as usual when I was indisposed. Follow-up appointment is coming up and I will keep yall posted. Despite my shortcomings (dem plenty no be small), God is the bomdiggidy.... aint he?
Wednesday, April 05, 2006Mandeesa
Oh hell na!! Mandeesa has been voted off American Idol! Na mehn I aint having it! and Paris in the bottom 3! This is not freaking fair!!!! America, yall aint right!! That girl can sing her butt off literally cause I have watched her shed pounds since the start of the season! Madessa you've got my vote any day babes!!
MD was like that this weekend, even though my gurl Mo was not in town, it was still mad cool. We dropped Remi off with her man and Ade and I crashed at a friend’s crib, how about it started raining right when we got there and our dos got undid! I was upset man but its all good. We raided his fridge and crashed. On Saturday, Ade and I met up with E, since we were already in Laurel, then we dropped Omolayo off with her dad, yes o! I allowed him to see her, the environment had been very unhealthy for us all but it has gotten alot better. How about Omolayo was missing her mama, she was calling me every 5 minutes to tell me she missed me and loves me! Omolayo Omo iya e!
Aight so, I met up with my dawg Lola at starbucks and we all decided to go to dinner at my favorite restaurant LEX CAJUN GRILL, E and his friend joined us. The food was as excellent as I remembered and everyone was in agreement. If you are ever in DC fa real check it out and I recommend the Bourbon Shrimp or chille chicken...damn!!
So after dinner E insisted we go to crossroads, I have never been and I wasn’t particularly looking forward to it but I was with my friends and they were down so why not? Besides E and I had never been to a club together before. Mehn talk about ghetto! Some old school dude tried to holla at me in his Maybach, I didn’t even realize he was hollering when he told me to come here. Naija toasting level!! I told him I was there with my man and I couldn’t give out my number. He seemed annoyed and irritated that my so-called man was at least 20 years younger and he sped off! LMAO!! We peeped the club and E told us how someone had died there a year ago and we decided we were really not up for it. We decided to call it a night. I had totally forgotten about my previous plans to hook up with Dayo’s friend. He called again and we decided to go out with him, with the exception of my best pig that had a curfew! We dropped Remi off at Babi’s and rolled out; by the time we got back to DC everything was closed. Adams Morgan was a riot; everybody and their ancestors were in the streets, cops everywhere, folks were drunk, it was wild! Some dude tried to pick Lola up claiming he was a fellow Nigerian!! LMAO More like Ethiopian and Chiwawa mix! Anyway we headed back to my friend’s crib at about 5 am. Thank God he had given us a key because he would have cursed us Ondo style fa real! We crashed and woke up around noon on Sunday. Ade and I had breakfast at about 2 pm! Yes o!! Thanks to Bob Evans we went back to my friend’s house and Niyi came by to see us, I was on round two of my sleepathon. We met up with Wally at Borders where he was hanging out, working on his laptop and sipping coffee, I tried that a little while back, I certainly read a lot more then and had less drama but these days…. na! Wally is moving to Cali mehn! He got a gig with a communication giant and he’ll be running things!!! We scooped Omolayo and headed to the baby shower Remi’s invited us to. We ate again and made merry then headed to Uncle Timi’s house, it was Tioluwa’s birthday. We left MD at around 9pm and headed back to Raleigh. My back was killing me, I was hurting really bad! I drove barely 2 hours then I pulled over and we napped. Ade drove the rest of the way home. I crashed at Remi’s crib for the evening.
Friday, March 31, 2006On a gbeborun tip
Russell Simmons, Kimora Lee Break Up
Thursday, March 30, 2006Me and my best Pig!
I swear yesterday was a trip man! I really tried to be on my best behavior cause the level of crassness was high, even for me!
It’s amazing though what impact all this negativity has had on my life, positive impact no less because now I am even closer to my friends and they have shown how supportive they can be. So Anonymous, ride on jare. If only you knew that I really couldn’t give a less fuck! In fact, my hits yesterday were over 300! I mean damn! People love drama and you put on quite a show, you definitely got more attention than your trifling ass deserved. But what exactly is your beef? I think the MN trip really got to you huh? Omo you should have been there man, it was BANANAS!!! Your comments are juvenile and your bitter state is evident so, rather than being upset, I feel sorry for your pathetic ass but like I said, if I were you I’d hate me too. I love the emails though, and death threats, but is it that serious? I thought I’d post a picture of how cute I really am and one of my favorite best ugly, fat pig, but honestly she is the cutest pig I’ve ever seen!
I swear if not for legal implications, I would post a picture of this 8 tooth baboon calling someone a fat ugly pig! That is laughable. But it’s done; I am screening my comments starting now so you will just have to bump your head on the pavement or send me an anoymous text!!!Buhahahahaahaaaaaa