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Friday, January 27, 2006

Hall of Shame!!!!

I was on IM the other day and I thought my girl Denrele was online, I decided to holla at her. The following is what ensued.

If I have offended you in any way..................get over it! says:
are you at home
Rele says:
who theell are you
If I have offended you in any way..................get over it! says:
huh
If I have offended you in any way..................get over it! says:
your aunty
If I have offended you in any way..................get over it! says:
isla
If I have offended you in any way..................get over it! says:
sho ara e o
Rele says:
Sis
Rele says:
it is ayo
If I have offended you in any way..................get over it! says:
ahhh
If I have offended you in any way..................get over it! says:
I see
If I have offended you in any way..................get over it! says:
no vex o
If I have offended you in any way..................get over it! says:
I thought it was Islamiatu
Rele says:
I don't know you
If I have offended you in any way..................get over it! says:
its Bola Odegbami
If I have offended you in any way..................get over it! says:
the princess of egbaland
If I have offended you in any way..................get over it! says:
The queen b
If I have offended you in any way..................get over it! says:
the obirin asiko
Rele says:
Are you sure
If I have offended you in any way..................get over it! says:
Omo do ko do ko
If I have offended you in any way..................get over it! says:
Omo yan le yan le
If I have offended you in any way..................get over it! says:
Aja ma jebi
If I have offended you in any way..................get over it! says:
Erelu awon Okunrin
Rele says:
/who are you writing to?
If I have offended you in any way..................get over it! says:
Omotanwa
Rele says:
I still dont know you

Rele says:
Are you on drugs...what kind of names are those
If I have offended you in any way..................get over it! says:
I beg you are dry
If I have offended you in any way..................get over it! says:
where is denrele jo
Rele says:
Are you from Apata
If I have offended you in any way..................get over it! says:
what
Rele says:
yes you know my wife
Rele says:
I will get her for you
Rele says:
miss doko doko
Rele says:
hi there, bola
Rele says:
i dont know who u are really, i might have u on my addresss because of nigeria but i really dont recall u
If I have offended you in any way..................get over it! says:
this is is not funny
If I have offended you in any way..................get over it! says:
is this Denrele Sarunmi
If I have offended you in any way..................get over it! says:
I am calling you now
If I have offended you in any way..................get over it! says:
where is remi
If I have offended you in any way..................get over it! says:
I have been looking for her
Rele says:
nooooooooooooooooooooo
Rele says:
Rele Talabi now Aliu
Rele says:
huh
Rele says:
You dont know me but u think u do. I think u must have me confused with someone else. Maybe Remi Ladejobi might be able to help u
If I have offended you in any way..................get over it! says:
OMG
If I have offended you in any way..................get over it! says:
I am terribly sorry
Rele says:
its ok

Rele says:
you are a very funny girl, you went to Apata right? Remi's friend, miss popular
If I have offended you in any way..................get over it! says:
Gosh I am embarrassed
If I have offended you in any way..................get over it! says:
Remi Ladejobi has a cousin named denrele
If I have offended you in any way..................get over it! says:
I thought this was her
If I have offended you in any way..................get over it! says:
my apologies to your husband
Rele says:
thats cool

Rele says:
My husband says thanks for the laughs LOL
If I have offended you in any way..................get over it! says:
right


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I nearly died of shame! I was convinced it was my Denrele and she was just trying to be funny and at the time they had some chick named Ayo staying at their crib so I assumed it was her. I called Denrele after and she was dying laffing when I explained what happened! Shame! Shame! Shame!!! And all that crap about being Omo do ko do ko! OMG!! This is by far one of the most embarrassing moments I have had; this and the time Omolayo asked my nurse why her tummy was so big, is she pregnant? And the poor lady responded embarrassed as hell saying “no baby I am just fat!” Please share your most embarrassing moment…I could use a good laugh.

Posted by Queenb :: 10:00 AM :: 12 comments

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